Out in the sky in the midddle of the night
When We hit the deck we're ready to fight
Up from a sub 60 feet below
we scuba to the surface and we're ready to go
We're gonna back stroke , side stroke ,swim to shore
When we hit the beach we're ready for war

Chorus....

...Singing Hoo-yah Hey Running day Singning Hoo-Yah Hey Just another PT day

Well chief caught a round right between the eyes
and corpsman thought for sure that the chief would die
but chief stood up straight as any man
and killed four commies in hand to hand
Well twenty seconds later there was not a sound
And fifty dead Commies were lying around

Chorus....

Now Superman may be the man of steel
But he aint no match for a Navy SEAL
Now chief and sup they got in a fight
Chief hit him in the head with some cryptonite
Sup fell down on his knees in pain
And now the chiefs date'n old Louis Lane

Chorus ......

Well I've got a dog and his name is blue
And blue wants to be a SEAL too..
So I bought him a mask and four little fins
I took him too the ocean and I threw his butt in
Blue came back too my suprise
With a shark in his teeth and gleem in his Eyes

Chorus....

Birdie, Birdie

Birdie birdie in the sky
Dropped some whitewash in my eye
I won't fuss and I won't cry
I'm just glad that cows can't fly
 

A Terrible Jam in Viet Nam

Come on all of you big strong men
Uncle Sam needs ya' help again.
Got himself in a terrible jam.
Way down yonder in Viet Nam.
So put down your books and pick up a gun
We're all gonna have a whole lotta' fun.
Come on Wall Street don't be slow.
Man this is war so go go go.
There's a lot a good money to be made.
Supplin' the army with the tools of the trade.
Just hope and pray that if we drop the bomb.
We go and drop it on Viet Nam.
Come on generals let move fast.
Your big chance is here at last.
Now we can go out and get those reds.
Cause' the only good Commie is one thats dead.
 

GI Joe

When I was just a little boy,
mama bought me a brand new toy,
it was a GI Joe!
Combat gear from head to toe.

Then I turned eighteen.
I headed down to Fort Benning,
To be a GI Joe,
with Combat gear from head to toe.

They took away my favorite jeans,
and handed me some Army greens.
To be a GI Joe,
with combat gear from head to toe.

They took away my favorite shoes,
and handed me some Army boots.
To be a GI Joe.
Combat Gear from head to toe.

Till I Get on Back Home

Got a letter in the mail,
Said go to war or go to jail,
but it won't be long,
till I get on back home.

Slapped me down in a barber's chair
Spun me around, I had no hair,
but it won't be long,
till I get on back home.

Use to drive a cadilac,
Now I hump it on my back,
but it won't be long,
till I get on back home.

Used to be a high school stud,
Now I'm marching in the mud,
but it won't be long,
till I get on back home.

Used to wear my faded jeans,
Now I'm wearing army greens,
but it won't be long,
till I get on back home.

Used to date a beauty queen,
Now I love my M16,
but it won't be long,
till I get on back home.

I don't know why I left,
but I know I done wrong.
but it won't be long,
till I get on back home.

Non moma moma don't you cry.
Your little boy ain't gonna die,
but it won't be long,
till I get on back home.

Now sister, sister don't you fret.
I haven't met my match yet!
but it won't be long,
till I get on back home.
 

I wish all the ladies
 

I wish, I wish, I wish all the ladies
Were bells on a tower
And I was the bellboy
I'd bang 'em by the hour

I wish, I wish, I wish all the ladies
Were pies on a shelf
And I was the baker
I'd eat 'em all myself

I wish, I wish, I wish all the ladies
Were holes on a road
And I was the dumptruck
I'd fill 'em with my load

I wish, I wish, I wish all the ladies
Were bricks in a pile
And I was the mason
I'd lay 'em all like tile

Sally Brown

There was a girl
called Sally Brown
Said no man
could lay her down.

Then over the hill
came perfect Pete
He was 50 pounds
of swingin' meat.

He lay Sally down
in the grass
And shoved his dick
up her ass.

Sally let out
a ripper fart
Blew Pete's balls
20 feet apart.

Over that hill
went Perfect Pete's
50 pounds
of damaged meat.

A Yellow Bird

A little bird
with a little beak
was sitten on
my toliet seat
I pushed him in
I flushed him down
I watched his ass
go round and round

A Yellow bird
a yellow bill
was sitten on
my window sill
I lured him in
with a piece of bread
then I smashed
his yellow head

A bigger bird
with a bigger bill
was sitten on
my window sill
I lured him in
with a piece of bread
then I smashed
his bigger head

The docter came
to check their heads
he said for sure
these birds arnt dead
Oh me Oh my
I'm such a clutz
I missed their heads
and crushed their nuts

The morale of
this story is
if ya cant get head
really loud use your bread!

Up Jumped a Monkey

Up jumped the monkey from the coconut grove
he was a mean mother fucker, you could tell by his clothes.
He wore a two button ditty,and a three button stitch
he was a loud mouth-mother fuckin,son of a bitch!
He lined a hundred women, up against the wall
and bet anyone, he could fuck them all.
He fucked 98 till his balls turn blue,
Then he backed off, jacked off, and fucked the other two!!!